Disclaimer: At Deadstoked, we strive to provide the highest quality apparel for our esteemed customers. Please note that all operations, from design to shipping, are conducted by our dedicated team of undead staff. While we guarantee that our products are crafted with care and attention to detail, there may be occasional delays due to unforeseen zombie-related incidents. Our zombie employees work tirelessly (quite literally) to ensure your satisfaction. However, we ask for your understanding if a package arrives with a slight bite mark or if an email is responded to with a groan instead of a greeting. Rest assured, our team of zombies is rigorously trained to handle all aspects of your order safely. We have implemented strict measures to ensure that no zombie germs are transmitted through our products, though we cannot be held responsible for any sudden cravings for brains you might experience while wearing our clothing. By purchasing from Deadstoked, you acknowledge and accept the unique nature of our workforce and the charming quirks that come with it. Thank you for supporting a zombie-friendly business. Stay deadstoked!
